Friday, July 11th • 1:08AM
This is so going up in my cube when I go back to work:

Okay, not really. I’d like to KEEP my job, you know. But I so wish!
You think I have a bad attitude about going back to work or what?
And after all these years, these are still hella funny to read!
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"I has a disorder"
"No Identity of my Own"
"The mantra is: Just be grateful as hell right now"
"So full but so empty"
"Truly a treasure"
"Now if I could only get to bed"
"Mom and Dad use their Get Out of Jail Free card"
"Brought to you by the letters G, Q, and P"
"Frogs and spiders and flies, oh my!"
"A is for…"